you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
How he managed to go so long without blowing his cover remains a mystery.
my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
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1 sqft of bun
Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.
1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE
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HAPPY EARTH DAY!
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Happy Earth Day!
Alter by French alter artist, Sandreline
FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN
pokemon x league of legends
Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these…
Oh my gosh cuties
Is that captain America?
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